Location: Back room of a deli.
FRED comes in carrying a heavy box of stuff. Neither MARISOL nor DANTE flex a muscle to help him.
FRED
Look at this. Look at this.
dante
When did the shipment come in?
fred
Shipment my ass. I’ve been saying it. I’ve been saying it all along…and now I got the proof. What have we here? Two five pound loafs of honey glazed Boar’s Head Ham. Three turkeys — one smoked, one maple glazed, and our weekly special.
marisol
So, what’s the problem?
FRED
(to Marisol)
You tell me.
dante
What does Marisol have to do with it?
FRED
Dante, if you know what’s good for you stay out of it.
(to Marisol)
Hope your Boyfriend got a good price for the Prosciutto. Tell him it’s Tuscan Prosciutto Crudo.
dante
Uncle Fred –
fred
Not your typical Prosciutto de Parma.
dante
You don’t want to be saying something that you might ultimately regret.
FRED
Marisol — something you wanna tell me? It’s either me or the Police. Take your pick.
dante
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April 6, 2006
by Lee Eiferman
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