Previously on “The Chopping Block”, Albert hurled a third pan’s worth of lobster at his sous-chef in a moment of blind fury. The sous-chef scraped the pricy lobster off the mucky floor, before heading off to the ER. The blistering review in the Times was blamed on Linda, who seated the food critic and his guests at a four top at the edge of Siberia close to the vanilla scented candles. Mr. Big invited the paparazzi to photograph six rowdy kids, sons and daughters of Hollywood Titans, so that their mishigas might earn the restaurant a Page Six mention. The chocolate soufflé failed to rise. Will Linda be fired? Will the sous-chef’s burns require skin grafts? All this and more on tonight’s episode of “TCB”.